Monday, March 29, 2010

Death's Children by Mark Adair...


Mark Adair
Death's Children
March 27 - April 18, 2010
loop Gallery
1273 Dundas Street West (3 doors west of Dovercourt)
Toronto, Ontario, M6J 1X8
Wed-Sat 1-5pm
Sun 1-4pm

Went to see Death's Children, the latest (and final?) installment in Mark Adair's Death series. The first in the series, also on display, is entitled Death Drinks. These are small, playing card or tarot card sized charcoal drawings about the seemingly normal misadventures of Death in the modern world (falling in love, getting a job, having kids, etc.). Incredibly detailed drawings, especially for charcoal work; these are wonderfully creepy little Gothic vignettes that amuse and disturb at the same time. Elements of dark European art and Tim Burtonesque landscapes blend to create little scenes that draw the viewer into Death's world. Very engrossing. Highly, highly recommend anyone in the Dundas & Dovercourt area to drop in and take a look.

I've seen this piece in various stages over the last decade or so and it has easily become one of my favourite pieces created by Adair. Mark's work has always seemed to delve into the darker side of life and in the late '90s we discussed this and other ponderings in an interview entitled Culture, Art, Death for a now defunct online zine (The Annihilation Fountain).

There is a very interesting bio film (directed & produced by Patrick Jenkins) about Mark and his art entitled Death Is In Trouble Now, available from Moving Images Distribution. A short youtube excerpt of this film is below.


Monday, March 22, 2010

unHappy Meal Shite...

Got a link in my RSS reader Otemanu this morning linking to a babybites.info article on a year old McDonald's Happy Meal. Said meal was bought and put on a shelf for one full year. The article comes complete with before and after pictures that show absolutely no decomposition, no mold, no smell, no bugs.... Pretty freakin' scary.

Here's the freshly purchased unHappy Meal one year ago.

And here is the same unHappier Meal currently, one year later.

It can't be stressed enough - don't eat at McDonalds - it's not real food if it doesn't rot....

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Presidential Reunion on Funny Or Die...

Very well done Funny Or Die sketch featuring past & present Saturday Night Live Presidents reunited for a good message.... Directed by Ron Howard.

Smut for smut...

Campus atheists offer free porn in exchange for Bibles....

Atheist Agenda, a campus group at U Texas San Antonio, has created a "Smut for Smut" program, where they'll trade you high-grade porn in exchange for your Bibles and other religious material. The idea is to highlight that the Bible is as full of bad ideas and bad depictions of those ideas ("a woman is worth half a man") as pornography.

Hmm.... "Smut for Smut" - I like that....

Friday, February 19, 2010

Pirated vs. Paid...

Below is a chart from http://i.imgur.com/GxzeV.jpg explaining the differences between downloading a pirated movie and actually going out and buying one....

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Google Street View camera car update...

Google's Street View has finally got my neck of the woods online. Below is the picture of my place with Connor & I out front. I had forgotten what a picture perfect day it was when the Googlemobile came by....


Tuesday, January 19, 2010

France, Germany, Australia warn against using Internet Explorer...

After the recent major, high level, totally organized hacking sessions against Google, Adobe and 3 dozen other US corporations, which were executed through vulnerabilities in Microsoft Windows & Internet Explorer, the governments of France, Germany & now Australia have issued warnings to their citizenry to avoid using Microsoft Internet Explorer for any online use. The Australian... "Government says Microsoft has acknowledged all recent versions of the program are vulnerable".

Scary fucking shite.

article:
All the wonderful (and humorous) things mentioned in Apple's 'Get a Mac' apps: most apply to any 'non-Windows' system. Apple, Ubuntu, Gentoo, Red Hat/Fedora, AIX - they all share the same things in common. Stability. Reliability. And above all: security.

The current War of Words isn't about Apple on the one side and Microsoft on the other. It's not about Ubuntu on the one side and Microsoft on the other. It's about everybody on the one side and Microsoft all alone on the other.

Microsoft: with their Windows, with their drive letters, with their system32, with that maze they call the Registry, with their crashes and hangs and malware outbreaks heard round the world, with their hopeless standalone architecture.
If you are still using Microsoft's Internet Explorer to surf the net then you really need to give your head a shake because you're just being stoopid to the Nth degree. Like knowingly driving a car downhill with no brakes or seatbelts stoopid.

Not to mention that you should really get off Windows all together. Ubuntu, Apple - both easy to use, install, maintain and tons of free software for both.

And just wait & watch the list of countries joining France, Germany & Australian grow.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Cuba photos...

OK here we go - home movie time.... Not really but some pix from our Cuban vacation. I only wish I could have had a camera with me when my boys & I were out on a catamaran about 2 miles offshore. What an experience. Warm ocean waves splashing over us, beautiful coastal scenery. I could have spent days on that boat. Definitely my favourite part of the trip. That and an early morning walk on the beach with the waves washing over my feet. Bliss....

Click on any of the pictures for larger images.

We stayed at the Playa Costa Verde resort in Holguin. Amazing beach.


Walking along the beach with the waves washing over my feet was pure heaven.


This is the beach bar & hot dog hut. Normally it had a steady line of people getting their refreshments.


At first I couldn't get over how many palm trees there are in Cuba. All along the roads as we drove in from the airport and the resort has hundreds of them. Very cool.


This is the part of the pool with the swim up Aqua Bar. Very popular place.


More of the pool area.


In the middle of the resort is this hut with a stone wall around it. Inside the wall is a rooster. I didn't see any other animals inside the walls during our stay. Just that single rooster. Kind of like a rooster prison.


Marika & Anthony walking towards our suite.


More palm trees & pool....


The pool with the main resort building between the palm trees in the background.


Lots of old American cars in Cuba. This one was in a town called Guadalavaca where there is a small tourist market we rode mopeds to.


Another old classic in Guadalavaca.


Nice hood ornament.


More ocean.


I couldn't get over the colour of the ocean. From a clear to turquoise to dark rich blue, almost black. Simply beautiful. I spent more time in the water during our 6 days there than I have in the last 15 years combined.


Found this little lizard in my room on our last day at the resort. Connor & Sasha managed to catch him the glass.


Took him out of the room and found that he really liked sitting on our hands. He wouldn't even move. Just sat there calm as could be absorbing our body warmth. Pretty cool.


Almost makes me want a pet lizard....


In front of the buffet restaurant they had a couple pig roasts while we were there. And man, did that pork ever taste good. Just out of the picture on the left was a staff member who sat there for hours hand turning the wooden spit. The smell as it cooked just kind of floated over the pool area.


Our house cleaner was always leaving what we called 'towel oragmi' in our rooms. On the last day there she used towels to spell out 'bye' in our boys room. We also had a towel butterfly and flower & vase. She was very sweet.


Outside view of our guest house. We had 3 rooms on the 1st floor. The corner room, one beside and one on the inside. Great little places with large, airy rooms.


The side entrance to our rooms.


Sasha on a moped in Guadalavaca.


Marika & Sasha on the ride back to the resort. Guadalavaca was 18kms from the hotel. Got to see the real Cuban country and people.


Flag on the beach bar in Guadalavaca.


Strangely beautiful sculpture by the tourist market in Guadalavaca.


Looking towards the beach in Guadalavaca.



The main entrance to the buffet restaurant at our resort.


Early morning shot of the beach at our resort before it got crowded.


There was a man at the resort with this beautiful hawk that he would let people hold on their arms and have their pictures taken. I think the bird was trying to walk right up my arm. Amazing looking creature.

Photo taken by Sasha.


Sasha liked the hawk as well. The bird's owner also had a tiny baby hawk that he left on a table in the snack bar beside the pool. It would hop onto your finger when you put your hand in front of it.


These hibiscus flowers were all over the resort.


Driftwood sculpture that I liked.


Real Cuban homes along the road to Guadalavaca. Lots of poverty.



Some homes still haven't been repaired 2 years after the last hurricane yet people still live in them.


We were told this is a complex where a lot of the resort workers lived.


No roadside billboard advertising in Cuba that we saw except for political propaganda.


Typical Cuban highway scene. Cars, trucks, buses, mopeds, horses, people. You have to keep a sharp eye when driving in Cuba.


A roadside banana plantation. That is one thing we really noticed at the resort - how amazing the locally grown bananas tasted. Nothing like what we have in Canada.



To get to the beach from the resort we had to cross a walkway over a conservation area that had so many different species of birds that it was nice just to stand on the walkway to watch & listen to them. Lots and lots of turkey vultures everywhere in Holguin.


Morning patterns left in the sand from the receding tide.


At the market in Guadalavaca this old friendly guy was walking around talking to anyone and everyone in Spanish. I tried to talk with him but he spoke no English and I speak no Spanish. So I offered him a peso to take his picture and he agreed.


Jackson & Anthony - Jackson (left) works at the resort on the entertainment crew. He and my daughter's boyfriend Anthony (right) looked like they could be brothers. On our first night at the resort other staff members approached Marika & Anthony saying they had to meet Jackson. Jackson turned out to be a pretty nice guy as well. Watching him MC a show one evening I heard him speak fluent Spanish, English, French & German.

Cuba was a wonderful time for us. Great people, great resort. Looking forward to returning next year.


All photos taken by me unless otherwise noted.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Photopalooza...

Some recent photos taken around my neck of the woods.

Experimenting with night photography and my new tripod.

Both these moon shots were taken from my driveway looking up over my house.

Lake Simcoe beginning to freeze over in early December. Converted to black & white in Photoshop.

Lake Simcoe beginning to freeze over in early December.


All photos taken by me.