Asshat of the Month = dog owner who lets his dog piss on other people's recycle bins...

I was upstairs sitting by the window working on my laptop when I noticed this asshole (pictured from behind below) letting his dog stop and piss on my green recycling bin. By the time I got downstairs and my shoes on he was way up the road and I watched his dog pissing on several other bins along the way. So I hopped in my car and pulled up to him, got out and had the following exchange:

me: I'd appreciate it if you didn't let you dog piss all over my recycling bins.
Asshat: (in a drug induced slurry haze) I don't even know where you live.
me: That's not the point. You simply don't let you dog piss on anyone's bins. If you see him sniffing to mark his territory yank on the fucking leash and keep walking.
Asshat: (in a drug induced slurry haze) Looks at me. Blinks a couple of times, puts his head down and starts walking away.
me: Fucking moron.

I simply cannot believe how ignorant some people are. Not even a thought of what's wrong with letting his dog piss on other people's belongings. And not even an attempt at saying something along the lines of "sorry, won't happen again."

Maybe I expect too much from humanity. Or what passes for it at times in Keswick....