Would that make us kin?...

Two good ole boys in Keswick were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the 1st guy says to 2nd:

"If'n I was to sneak over to your place Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says:

"Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."